The idea you had about streamlining processes has been stolen and consequently some jumped-up Compliance prick in Dublin got a promotion because of it.
Turns out when you think you're getting somewhere your fortunes are being reversed, your accesses are being removed while more and more oversight people are questioning the newfound meaningfulness you find yourself in.
Very meta isn't it?
Tom Grageingwell, a spokesperson for your Head Office said, "Luxembourg? Isn't that where we send the people we want to forget?"