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Sushi train route exposed!

10/20/2019

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The full route of a Strassen 'Japanese' restuarant's sushi train has been uncovered.

The impressive construction goes under the Route d'Arlon, resurfaces behind Conforama and completes a U-turn inside the Cactus rejected food department.

A disgruntled worker also revealed, "The Cactus lackeys squeeze rice, fish and avocado with their pudgy fingers and put it on the belt.  They don't know where its going and they've been told by higher powers not to ask."

"We sprinkle a few sesame seeds now and then and out they go to the punters.  For the best part of twenty euros."

A not-so-disgruntled worker said, "What!  This train goes no further than the kitchen where staff with non-fake visas create works of art from the freshest ingredients." 

"Are you going to buy a six euro bottle of mineral water or not?"

Tom Grageingwell, a Consultant added, "I'd rather just not know.  Its this or Pizza Hut."
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