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The Fantabulous C.V. OF BREXIT BOY

7/8/2020

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(AND THE GREAT lUXEMBOURG EMANCIPATION)
THE INTERVIEW

SPLICE - Brexit Boy, where did you get this name?

BB - I'm not Brexit Boy.  I'm a staunch remainer, who is very concerned about this whole situation for expats.

The Truth - Voted Leave in the secret hope that the UK will rise to empirical proportions again so he can be holier-than-thou in private.  Pro European in public of course.

SPLICE - Tell us a little about your early life...

BB - I was born in 1985 to a coal miner and a nurse.  I attended state schools and played football in the park on weekends with my mates.

The Truth - He was born in 1981.  Attended private schools and smirked at the kids in the park from the back seat of a Range Rover.  Father was an accountant, mother drank wine and hated life.

SPLICE - Any student achievements during education?

BB - As Head Boy I was involved in numerous ventures, often as the founder.  In short I put our Secondary School on the map and helped to make it a sought after place to put your children.

The Truth - Being a slimy fucking snitch leads to one thing only - Head Boy.

SPLICE - How did you end up in Luxembourg?

BB - At University I studied European History; and I am thrilled to see this French colony become another vital facet of the EU behemoth in person.  Such a beautiful empty canvas to develop oneself.

The Truth - Came over on a migration project like everyone else did.  Studied at a Polytechnic.  Is burning to see the the EU implode.
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