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Tram Not Just a Free Ticket For You

11/27/2020

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The tram line extension to the train station will not only be free for me and you, but also to our burgeoning criminal classes.

One of those kids who pretends to deaf and mute explains:

"We used to have to inconveniently make our way to Kirchberg or Staereplatz to unsettle and fleece people.  Now we can jump on right by the Gare, sorry I mean the train station..."

"Obviously without cops and security it is open season."

Government Minister Claude Klules confirmed, "We had hoped that the tram project  would force all the scum bags into Bonnevoie and beyond.  This hasn't happened."

"Therefore, we have decided to install cash 'drop-boxes,' where you put a note and the thieving bastards can just take it and go, without bothering you further!"


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