Transport for Luxembourg (or whatever) have approved plans to reserve every third rush hour tram only for Amazon workers.
The approval came after EVERYONE ELSE complained about sharing carriages with these sickly know-it-alls.
"Thank god!" said European Commission worker Jean-Paul Bichelot. "If I have to hear another cargo pants wearing prick talk about how many deadlines he has today I'll hang myself."
Consultant Tom Grageingwell has a different take. "Hearing how these people work past midnight and multi-task scares me. I just walk around Company after Company with a blank piece of paper and schedule meetings about meetings."
A Transport for Luxembourg spokesman gave further details, "Stage two of this plan will be to disable the brakes and send these trams headlong into the highway. Let's see them find an 'emergency workaround' for that the smug bastards."