UK JOBSWORTHS WELL SETTLED

The class snitch who got you a week's suspension?  He's ripping off companies to 'audit' them for one of the big four.  The Little Hitler who raised the call centre targets?  Manages Benelux portfolios.  The Team Leader who sold you down the river in your first job out of Uni?  Who thought he was MI6?*  He's got his own fucking recruitment agency.

This tiny triangle of a country is not just burgeoning with the hordes of Eurotrash you thought it was limited to.  7,000 Brits and you know what, 20 of them?  Beware out there, this place is teeming with the gutter rats you thought you left behind.

*This prick still thinks he's MI6