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We're Going Back to Our Roots

1/23/2020

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The Grand Duchy is to revert to it's original language situation in the coming months.

"Fuck this!" said our Government friend Claude Klules.  

"This language thing is getting out of hand.  No-one can agree on how French and German manifested themselves on our books, and now some idiots are jiving on about English!"

"The only way to stop this crap while Luxembourg develops into an international city-state at a snail's pace  is to bury our heads further into the sand."

This will be achieved upon the realization of a four point plan:

1. We will go back to speaking 90+ different dialects of Luxembourgish.
2. Every commune will speak a different one, so any communication or paperwork  between them will not be accepted.
3. Only farmers will be unaffected by these changes as far as we know or care.  Until Mandarin takes over in 30 or 40 years anyway.
4. We will release more venemous fish into the lakes and rivers.  Not language related but just for a laugh.
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