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Where to move luxembourg?

2/6/2018

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Proposals are now officially open to decide where the Grand Duchy should be moved to.  As is well known, all of the tower cranes in the country are being combined to form the world’s biggest removals company, whichwill be used to move the Grand Duchy somewhere else on the planet.  The front runner is (rather unambitiously) the other side of Germany.  An ex-pat who has been here for donkey’s years offered, “Czechs and Austrians* as neighbours instead of the two arrogant ingrates we have now? It’s a no-brainer!”  Another punter added, “These Luxos who keep bleating about fucking off to Madagascar every year are secretly only willing to move just East of Bayern.  They make me sick.” 
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*Some Czechs and Austrians interviewed thought it was an ok idea.​
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