It is not a question of when, but which statues to to rip down in Luxembourg.
Obviously King William II, from the Place Guillaume II. He was involved in wars and stuff. Plus he was also a well known bullshitter.
What about Gelle Fra? Any skeletons in her closet? Better rip her down just in case.
Melusina? That little whore is not a good example to kids.
"She was almost certainly a Nazi sympathizer," said our trusty Gvt. bod. Claude Klules.
Plans are already underway to build a giant statue of "The Unknown Frontalier," to commemorate the return of the one person-one car army.
"It is also to celebrate the massive outpouring of funds from the GD to neighbouring countries that isn't appreciated," added Klules.