Its 13:02; you and a handful of your only good colleagues are striding across the lobby like you just robbed it.
Suddenly someone from another department bounds down the stairs talking about a project. You:
A - Offers a few words but keep walking
B - Stop and engage, looking for a sweet spot on his jaw to punch
C - Admit it, you are this project person
This sicko says we should all have a spontaneous meeting at 14:00. You:
A - Pretend you didn't hear and hope your colleagues do the same
B - Accept, and wish that this guy gets hit by a Group4 van before 14:00
C - This is the kind of thing you would say you rat bastard
This person then says can they join?
A - You say its a pre-booked food truck appointment and new faces aren't allowed
B - Sure, one more faceless suit in the queue can't hurt
C - You would do this just to annoy your colleagues
They start seamlessly banging on about another issue...
A - You connect a fire extinguisher to their skull with impressive speed
B - You blurt out "How are you such a cunt?"
C - It is you that needs smacking upside the skull with a heavy object
Mostly A's - The world needs more of you
Mostly B's - You keep your head down. Its a survival technique
Mostly C's - Crack yourself with a heavy object. Repeatedly