Who's who in your Local Shithole...

Old Fruitcake - This old 'burger has beeb banging on about moving to the Bahamas to anyone who'll listen (or not) for the past 27 years.

French/Belgian Career Criminals - Generally discussing which part of Luxembourg to focus on burglarizing next.

East European Bar Girl - She smiles politely but cannot wait for her job at Clearstream to come through so that she can ignore you all forever.

Gang of Luxembourg Teenagers - These kids talk loudly in their best street French, but go silent when above career criminals are around.  They are allowed two small beers each and must be home by 9 P.M.

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