Old Fruitcake - This old 'burger has beeb banging on about moving to the Bahamas to anyone who'll listen (or not) for the past 27 years.
French/Belgian Career Criminals - Generally discussing which part of Luxembourg to focus on burglarizing next.
East European Bar Girl - She smiles politely but cannot wait for her job at Clearstream to come through so that she can ignore you all forever.
Gang of Luxembourg Teenagers - These kids talk loudly in their best street French, but go silent when above career criminals are around. They are allowed two small beers each and must be home by 9 P.M.