"You should be paying me" says smart car driver

Jean Paul Bichelot of Metz told a weary Police Officer that he should receive some money for parking his Smart Car  sideways; partly on the sidewalk.

Officer Yves Stureburste said "Finally we caught that guy who has racked up thirteen years' worth of parking tickets - and then he demands compensation from me!"

A work colleague, Alex Gribbage also aired a few thoughts.  "He has an unbelievable skill of convincing us that his tasks are in fact ours". 

"But I draw the line at him forcing his shit car into my parking space.  Please excuse me for a moment  I'm going to drain his brake fluid." 

Bichelot has a date in court coming up, where (if he doesn't die due to brake failure) he will be sentenced to several lashes with a venomous fish.