Jean Paul Bichelot of Metz told a weary Police Officer that he should receive some money for parking his Smart Car sideways; partly on the sidewalk.
Officer Yves Stureburste said "Finally we caught that guy who has racked up thirteen years' worth of parking tickets - and then he demands compensation from me!"
A work colleague, Alex Gribbage also aired a few thoughts. "He has an unbelievable skill of convincing us that his tasks are in fact ours".
"But I draw the line at him forcing his shit car into my parking space. Please excuse me for a moment I'm going to drain his brake fluid."
Bichelot has a date in court coming up, where (if he doesn't die due to brake failure) he will be sentenced to several lashes with a venomous fish.