Your kids only speak two languages? Says Prick

One of the rotten bastards who smirks at you when dropping your kids off at school has spoken.

In passing. Yes the wanker didn’t even stop.

See, back home in Normandy this gent impresses friends and family with boasts of skills in Luxembourgish, German and English.

OFFICIAL VERDICT: BULLSHIT on all three accounts.

Consequently, when more than one person are speaking any of these three the inferiority complex kicks in, like it did at a recent public school Open Day.

Parent Johan from Sweden offered, “After some official presentations we found that most of us spoke English as a common language. Which is when this particular gentlemen suddenly got animated. From over my shoulder he said, ‘Yeah but I know how this school works and you don’t. I know what’s on the menu every day and that's that.’

“When he strode out we also got ‘I can understand at least two in five of the songs on the radio so make a fuck you mother bitches.’”